Score: 10

"Wow, David Firth never ceases to amaze me."

submission: Men From Up The Stairs

date: June 3, 2006

I loved this the first time I saw it simply for how twisted it was, but once I found out that it was about taking a shit, I felt like a dumbass.

I never would have thought of that, but once I watch it now that I know it's pretty obvious. I don't know, there are tons of clues, I guess the thought of it being about taking a shit just never crossed my mind. I mean seriously, how did some of y'all figure that out?

But anyways, as someone said previously, do all of Firth's works have hidden meanings like this? Or if some but not all do, which ones? Man if there is some kind of explanation that makes Salad Fingers make sense I just might orgasm. I suppose it would lose some of its charm if it was easily explainable though.

Oh well, anyways, great flash, keep it up.

Score: 10

"David Firth, I fucking love your work."

submission: Milkman

date: September 3, 2004

I have recently become addicted to your work. I think that you sir, are a genius. Salad Fingers is by far my favorite series on NG and I also love Scribbler, and Spoilsbury Toast Boy. The graphics aren't great, but they're good enough for me. Style couldn' be any better, and I like your choice of music as well, matching up cheery music with something like serial killings and rapings just works the way you do it. Keep it up, please. And make another Salad Fingers soon!

Score: 3

"To be frank, I thought it sucked."

submission: FBI: Paris Sex Tape

date: November 19, 2003

Some of the jokes were okay, but I was not in a good enough mood to laugh at them after having to listen to that fucking FBI agents voice for such a long time. It's one of the most annoying things I've ever heard. The jokes were okay, but they weren't great either. The only reason I didn't give it a 1 or 0 is because the graphics were good, and it looked like it took a while. Try harder, I know you can do it, I love the fucking moron series.