Score: 10

"Wow, David Firth never ceases to amaze me."

submission: Men From Up The Stairs

date: June 3, 2006

I loved this the first time I saw it simply for how twisted it was, but once I found out that it was about taking a shit, I felt like a dumbass.

I never would have thought of that, but once I watch it now that I know it's pretty obvious. I don't know, there are tons of clues, I guess the thought of it being about taking a shit just never crossed my mind. I mean seriously, how did some of y'all figure that out?

But anyways, as someone said previously, do all of Firth's works have hidden meanings like this? Or if some but not all do, which ones? Man if there is some kind of explanation that makes Salad Fingers make sense I just might orgasm. I suppose it would lose some of its charm if it was easily explainable though.

Oh well, anyways, great flash, keep it up.

Score: 10

"David Firth, I fucking love your work."

submission: Milkman

date: September 3, 2004

I have recently become addicted to your work. I think that you sir, are a genius. Salad Fingers is by far my favorite series on NG and I also love Scribbler, and Spoilsbury Toast Boy. The graphics aren't great, but they're good enough for me. Style couldn' be any better, and I like your choice of music as well, matching up cheery music with something like serial killings and rapings just works the way you do it. Keep it up, please. And make another Salad Fingers soon!

Score: 3

"To be frank, I thought it sucked."

submission: FBI: Paris Sex Tape

date: November 19, 2003

Some of the jokes were okay, but I was not in a good enough mood to laugh at them after having to listen to that fucking FBI agents voice for such a long time. It's one of the most annoying things I've ever heard. The jokes were okay, but they weren't great either. The only reason I didn't give it a 1 or 0 is because the graphics were good, and it looked like it took a while. Try harder, I know you can do it, I love the fucking moron series.

Score: 6

"Good movie, but I missed credits for the sound"

submission: I Hurt Myself

date: May 26, 2003

That was a good movie, but the song was awesome, and you didn't give credit (or at least I didn't see it, sorry if that's the case).

Overall, pretty good job, keep working.

Score: 7

"Nothing too new, but pulled off pretty well."

submission: §lick §tick 2

date: May 14, 2003

It wasn't anything too particularly special, but you executed the normal well enough that it got you a good rating. The only thing I didn't see, was credits. What are those songs during the movie?

Score: 8

"hope to see more"

submission: Stardust

date: May 7, 2003

This game was great, like you said the only problem with it I had was its length, I really wish it was longer. But you said you worked on this all day for four days, so if you worked half that long a day for two to four months, you could make such a great game, it would really be awesome. Also, did you draw that stuff yourself? Because if you did, Jesus Christ, thats some really great animation, everything was great, the ship, the landscapes, the girls ;-). Overall, great job, keep that up! And I truly hope to see more.

Score: 8

"Great job! Really haunting"

submission: Zodiac - Part 1

date: April 27, 2003

This was executed very well, the view from the killer's perspective was very creepy, and the kill was disturbingly attractive. You did a good job with the graphics, I especially liked the way you did it like it was a very old film playing. Overall, very good job!

Score: 9

"Unbelievable"

submission: Till death do us part

date: April 26, 2003

This is probably one of the best movies I have seen on newgrounds.com. The sound and graphics were awesome, and you did a great job with the style of the movie.

GREAT job!

Score: 5

"Okay game, work a little harder next time."

submission: Hentai Tales : The Game

date: April 25, 2003

The graphics were really nice, but you should try to draw them yourself next time. The music got kind of annoying after a while. It was an okay storyline, but you could have made it a little better, and work on your spelling and grammar :-p

Overall it was an okay game, I think you could have done better though.

Score: 4

"Good start, keep working on it"

submission: Nitsu the ninja stick

date: April 24, 2003

For a first time this was pretty good. It wasn't particularly great, but I think that if you keep working on it you could get really good. Nice!